On sniffing and why we have nostrils

Now, we have nostrils for a reason. To let the mucus and other disgusting gloppy crap out of our noses. You don’t want it in there, blocking you up and making you ill.

Now, other than being irritating to the extent that once noticed, it can’t be blocked out, thus making me want to plunge a fork into my wrist with sheer annoyance and irritation, it is a disgusting habit that will only make your cold much worse because you’re sucking that crap back up, damnit!