Ah, the latest Facebook craze. How it angers me.
Before we go any further, yes I am a self-confessed Facebook addict. And yes, I am a member of some pointless groups, for example I cried for the dog episode of Futurama. However, this latest craze of Can we find a million people who…? makes me want to go and stab myself with a spoon.
The other variation on the theme is If a million people join this will or will not happen. This makes me want to hang myself with a string of spaghetti.
Firstly, these groups are pointless. I saw one today which made me incredibly angry. The name of the group was If 1 million people join, my dad will not put our dog to sleep.
Three simple points here.
- What.
- The.
- Fuck.
Firstly, this group has surely got to be a fake. What kind of sick person would put a healthy ten year old dog to sleep, unless FB says otherwise? Secondly, why would you make a FB group if this is true? Would you not call the RSPCA instead? Lastly, you million plus people who have joined the group are all twats.
The dog will live.
What is wrong with people?!
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